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[Club Music]

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[Audience Laughs]

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Devin, Ebony, turn
the music down.

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Save your breath Lisa,
Debony can't hear you.

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Oh! Hey mom, hey dad.

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Hey nothin'! Turn that
music down before my
house value depreciates.

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[Audience Laughs]

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Got my house sounding
like Magic City on a Tuesday.

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N-not that I'd know.

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You gonna scare away all
of our good white neighbors.

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[Audience Laughs]
[Music Cuts Out]

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I'm sorry, but gamer tag "Big
Leech Larry Manure" cannot
play anymore. Gimme this.

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[Audience Laughs]

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I was close to beating the game!

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I was close to beatin' you!

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Y'all tryin' to wake the dead
with that trash music?

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[Scoffs] Trash?

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This is Bianca-say's new
album, "Food for a Thought".

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[Audience Laughs]

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Bianca-say? Please.
Now, we had real music.

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Type of music that'd teach
you how to talk to a lady.

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- Yeah, like Al B. Sure.
- Mm!

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Who's Al B. Sure?

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What? You don't know Al B. Sure?

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I'll sure be damned.
[Audience Laughs]

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New artists know
how to talk to women.

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How can you tell?

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Can't understand half
the things these mumble
rappers are sayin'.

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- Can you imagine Amigos
tryin' to mumble mack?
- Oh!

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[Rapping] Look at. That. Bird.
Like.

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[Cooing]

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Lookit. Her. There. She.

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[Cooing]

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Lookit. That. Munchkin. Right.

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Munch, munch,
munch, munch, munch.

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Well it must've worked, 'cause
Onset got Bardi C.

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Yeah, I think anybody with
a stack of 1's got Bardi C.

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Oh!

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We had Jodeci, 112, Shai.

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- Boyz 2 Men,
- Yes.

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Dru Hill, New Edition!

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Who you gonna say next, TLC?

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Boy, you better give
them books some TLC.

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Before I hit you on
your left eye and throw
you down a waterfall.

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[Theme Music]
* Woke up and my
wife said to me

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* The bill collectors
want their fees

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* The kids keep
talkin' back to me

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* Family Time

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* Family Time, Family Time,
Family Time

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[Instrumental Music]

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Oh, you should've ducked.

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Now you all laid out
in Walmart with people
shoppin' in yo pockets!

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[Audience Laughs]

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What the?

55
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- Oh, hi mom.
You're so beautiful.
- Mm-hmm.

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Are you ready for
your amortization test?

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- I guess.
- I guess?

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Devin, you inspired
me to take this test.

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Studying together would
be nice quality time before
you go back to school.

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I mean, that
sounds great and all,

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but studying just
isn't really my thing.

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Oh, really?

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Did you ever stop to think that
not studying is the reason
you're on academic probation?

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I got it this time,
mom. I'll be fine.

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All I'm sayin' is, Magic
should've said something

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to LaBron before he left.

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You know Bron got
abandonment issues, man.

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Remember when his
hairline tried to leave, and
he held it hostage at gunpoint.

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- 'Sup Lisa.
- Hey, Donnie.

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- Hey, baby.
- Hey.

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So how's that class for Devin?

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It's harder than I thought.

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But, you know, I'm just
excited to spend time with him.

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Yeah, enjoy it, Lisa.

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One minute they all up
in your nest, then the next,
you gotta kick 'em out

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to see if they fall or fly.

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I kick you out of my
nest everyday and
you always fly back.

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That's 'cause
I'm a homie pigeon.

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Get it? Homie, homing?

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Mm, yeah, you're no comedian,
Donnie. Keep your day job.

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Well do you have a day job?
You know what, just keep
your unemployment going.

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Keep it, keep it going.
[Audience Laughs]

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But he does actually
have a point, baby.

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You spend more time with your
friends than you do with Ebony.

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Come on now, Donnie's not a
friend, he's more like family.

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That's right. Come on
Lisa, you know me,

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you're more like kissing
cousins anyway.

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The, the kind that just met
at the barbecue though,

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we didn't know each
other our whole life.
[Audience Laughing]

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Keep it up. You about
to be missing cousins.
[Audience Laughs]

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Yeah.

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And bring my platter
back, Hamburglar.

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[Audience Laughs]

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But seriously Tony, just

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do something with
Ebony while she's here.

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- Spend time with her.
- I do.

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Me and Ebony do
all type of stuff together.

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- Hey mom, hey dad.
- Hey, baby.

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Where's the ham?

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Hey baby, let me
ask you a question.

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Do you think that you
and your dad spend
enough time together?

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Tell her, princess.

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- No.
- Wha?

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Look dad, I know you work hard

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to be able to send me
and Devin to college, well,

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Devin twice, but it's
okay, I'm used to it.

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Okay, okay, how 'bout this?

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Tomorrow, 12 noon, me and you

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daddy-daughter surprise day.

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Okay, so that
mean's you'll wing it.

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Yeah, see? We bonding already.
[Audience Laughs]

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[Instrumental Music]

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Hey ma.

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Ba, baby! You can't just be
sneakin' up on people like that.

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Mom, what're you looking at?

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Uh, oh, it's just,
an adult film.

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Mom, come on,
I know what this is.

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Wha, I'm tellin' you, it's a
shake them cakes compilation.

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Mom, every mother
goes through this

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phase of motherhood,
it's okay, it's natural.

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Okay, fine.

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You know, I'm studying so
I can show Devin up in

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class so he'll
feel like a slacker.

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Feel like, you know, it'll
make him want to study with me.

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Oh, mom, outsmarting
Devin is so easy, it's hard.

126
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He's smarter than you think.

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No, I, I know. But
I just don't think he's
fully applying himself.

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Yeah, we should be worried
if Devin quits school, I mean,

129
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the fact that he's still trying
should tell you something.

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Aw, my baby's so smart.

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You ready for
Daddy-Daughter day?

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Yeah, but I have no
idea what we're doing.

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Yeah, he probably
doesn't either.

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But, I'm just happy you two
are making new memories.

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All my memories of dad
now include him yelling or

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passing the gas, then
there was one time he yelled
because he couldn't pass gas.

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Oh. [Chuckles]

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Well it's 12:15, so he
should be home any minute.

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[Phone Vibrating]

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- Oh, it's dad now.
- Oh.

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Hello?

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Oh, hey dad.

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Oh, a last minute meeting?

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Yeah, well what time will you-

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Oh. Another time.

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Yeah, that's fine.

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Okay, love you too.

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[Sighs]

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Oh, Ebony, I'm sorry.

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- Your father's just-
- No, no, it's, it's fine mom,
I knew this was gonna happen.

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You know he's
gonna make it up to you.

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Ebony?
[ Audience "Aww's"]

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[Instrumental Music]

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[Instrumental Music]

155
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Now where is that
sandwich that I hid from Donnie?

156
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I mean, just knew
he wouldn't find it.

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That boy can sniff out any
damn thing. Damn it, Donnie.

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[Screaming] Oh!

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What in the Thin Line?

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Where have you been, Tony?

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- I had a-
- You're two hours late.

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I'm sorry, I had
a last minute client.

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Okay? We had to work
on a very important
project, I couldn't cancel.

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Yeah, well, aren't you
forgetting something today?

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Happy anniversary, baby.
[Audience Laughs]

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You carry around a
bracelet every day?

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Hell yeah.

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Ever since I forgot your
anniversary and you had me

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sleeping on more couches
than a runaway foster kid.

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You know, let me
be very clear, I could
care less about any of that.

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Okay? But your daughter, Ebony,

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you had a date with her today.

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I know, I called her,
she said she was fine.

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She has not come out of her
room since you hung up.

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[Exhales]

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You know, I honestly
didn't think she would mind.

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I didn't think she wanted
to hang out with me.

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Honey, why would you think that?

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She adores you.

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Remember the good times?

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Hell yeah I remember good times.

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Penny gettin' burnt by that
iron, that scarred me for life.

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[Audience Laughs]
Tony, stop playin',
you know what I mean.

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'Course I do.

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I mean we used to play
video games, we used to

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watch scary movies.

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- We used to
have little tea parties.
- Yeah.

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I'd even dress up with her.
[Both Laughing]

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You got a little
bit too into that.

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I remember you bein' in
the tub, shaving your legs.

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Oh by the way, can I
get my razors back?

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[Tony Chuckles]

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You uh, you right
Lisa, you right.

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You know what? I, I think I'll

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I'ma find a way
to make it up to her.

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You know what?
I will make it up to her,
and I'ma do it right now.

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[Instrumental Music]

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[Tony] Ebony! Ebony!

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Okay, first of all, I
apologize for standing you up.

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But all of that
changes now, okay?

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You ready for
Daddy-Daughter day?

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[Chuckling] All right!

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Okay, first up, juggling.

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- Come on, remember this?
Remember how e used to do this?
- No, no, no.

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- All the time.
- No, uh-uh.

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Okay, alright, just throw it.

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[Explosions from TV]

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[Tony Cackling]

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Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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[Tony Laughing]

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You wanna play a game? No!

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[Screaming, Moaning from TV]

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[Ebony Screams]

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[Woman Screams]

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[Whimsical Music]

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[Audience Laughs]

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You nervous
about taking the test?

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When you retake as
many tests as I have,

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you become a pro.

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Ah, that explains
academic pro-bation.

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[Lisa Laughs]

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- Touché. You ready?
- Eh...

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[Snoring]

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Devin, you done?

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Devin!

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[Gasps] No, don't stop, Ri Ri.

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Devin!

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Please don't stop the music.
[Audience Laughs]

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Mm-hmm. Let's
check these scores.

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Ooh, ho, wow.

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Okay, now don't be
too hard on yourself, honey.

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I, I didn't want
to tell you, but,

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you know, I did a
little extra studying,
and I barely passed, so.

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That's why we gotta
build better study habits.

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How bad is it?
You get, you get a zero?

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Two, actually.

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It's not that big
of a deal, though.

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Wha... one hundred percent?!

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Congrats baby! That is amazing!

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You did say two zeroes.

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What'd you get mom,
two zeroes too?

242
00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,311
Uh...

243
00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,513
- Ugh.
- Hmm!

244
00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,816
No, just... just one.

245
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,985
Yeah, 60%, Mom. It looks

246
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,587
like you got my old study
habits.

247
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:51,558
I mean ah I don't I don't know
what happened. I I did, I
studied, okay.

248
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,393
- I studied day, and night. And
I...
- It's okay.

249
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,396
- And I--
- It's okay. It's it's okay,
Mom. Relax, relax.

250
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,232
- Breathe in...Breathe out.
[Lisa inhales and exhales]

251
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,334
You stress yourself out too
much.

252
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:04,337
[Sighs] Baby ah you know I never
thought I'd say this but a...

253
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,239
will you teach me your ways?

254
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,575
The path is long and hard,

255
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,544
and it won't be easy. You sure
you're ready?

256
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,314
Teach me, sensei.

257
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,415
Teach me.

258
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,416
[Audience laughter]

259
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:20,954
[Instrumental Music]

260
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,422
Ooh!

261
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,191
[Audience laughter]

262
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,226
Ah deh...okay.

263
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,228
[Lisa gags]

264
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,463
[Audience laughter]

265
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,635
Aaah!

266
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,947
[Music sting]

267
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,885
[Instrumental Music]

268
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,088
[Audience laughter]

269
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,624
[Audience laughter]

270
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,796
[Floor creaks]

271
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,564
[Audience bellows]

272
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,770
Aah!

273
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,371
Ahaah!

274
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:14,074
Mm hm. I see my Donnie trap
worked.

275
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,543
What the hell is wrong wit you,
man. Why would you do somethin'
like this?

276
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,946
Because last time you stole a
whole ham.

277
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,949
Ah, what would you do if your
kids reached in here, man?

278
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:25,652
Chop they arm off and parade it
around the city to warn the
other moochers.

279
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,222
You ain't even supposed to be
here. Don't you have some kind
of daddy/daughter day thang.

280
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,058
Nah, man. It's been a disaster.

281
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,961
I tried to play video games with
her but she's a sore looser.

282
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,497
I've played wit chu Tony. You're
a sore winner.

283
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,432
May-- she don't even like video
games.

284
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,135
Yeah I know. So then I thought
I'd switch things up.

285
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,437
We could watch a movie. So I put
on that

286
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:49,076
interspecies love story between
vampires and werewolves.

287
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,310
Twilight?

288
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:53,446
Nah, "Blood Sucking WerePires
from Mars".

289
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,983
Let's just say she probably
won't be sleepin well for a few
weeks.

290
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,951
You gotta do somethin' that she
likes, Tone.

291
00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,788
Duh. So... I set up a little tea
party.

292
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,089
Man, she used to love those.

293
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,656
Yeah, when she was 4.

294
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:07,961
[Groans] What are you gonna do
when she turns 21? Take her to
Chaz's Cheese?

295
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,197
I didn't know things were this
bad between me and her.

296
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,466
Look, you just gotta do stuff
that she likes, man. Like...

297
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,335
her favorite movie is The
Notebook.

298
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,638
Ah, her favorite game to play is
Dance Dance Revolution. And her

299
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,908
favorite artists is Bianca-say.

300
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,143
How do you know so much about
Ebony?

301
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,213
Not a good time to tell you
this, man. But a when you at
work all day,

302
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,116
I come over here and I wrap my
lips around [Bottles rattle]

303
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,852
- Wrap your lips around what?
- Aaah!

304
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,487
Aah! the food, Tone.

305
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,556
The food! [Sighs]

306
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,325
Like yesterday's ham.

307
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,893
Not Lisa!

308
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,731
My point is...I spend a lot of
time over here and I listen to
Ebony when she talks.

309
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,800
And she's been talkin' about
goin' to that...

310
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,169
aah! Bianca-say concert tonight.

311
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,839
Bianca-say? I'm not a big fan of
Bianca-say.

312
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,474
You better watch that, man. that
beehive be listenin'.

313
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,109
[Audience laughter]

314
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,512
Also, it's not about you. It's
about her. All you gotta do is
be there for her.

315
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,647
[Audience laughter]

316
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,915
- You know what, Donnie. You
right.
[Donnie groans]

317
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,484
I'm gonna see if I can get some
tickets to that concert tonight.

318
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,219
You get the key to this as weh--

319
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,254
[Audience laughter]

320
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,889
All sold out.

321
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,058
But you know what? There still
might be a way.

322
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,360
Well, I love a happy endin'.

323
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,461
[Audience laughter]

324
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,530
You know what Donnie? You've
earned your food today.

325
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,066
[Sigh of relief]

326
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:22,602
You know you coulda got your arm
out earlier just by lettin' go
of the food.

327
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,006
Please, man. I've been thinkin'
about Lisa's yams all day.

328
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:26,874
[Audience laughter]

329
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:30,743
Hey, man. These yams...that she
cooked.

330
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:31,945
Eh huh, yeah.

331
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,714
[Instrumental Music]

332
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:39,219
Right, and I completely forgot
that I had made plans with my
daughter a little

333
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,121
daddy-daughter day.

334
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,423
Bruh...oh you, oh you have a
daughter too?

335
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,925
Daughters?

336
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,027
You have 11 girls?!

337
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,996
Ah hah, wow!

338
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,764
You wife must-- No, ah yeah! No,
no I get it.

339
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,902
I get it, cause you kept tryin'
for that boy, huh?

340
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,803
Let me tell ya somethin'. I have
a son.

341
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,205
Don't try that hard.

342
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,472
[Audience laugher]
[Tony mumbling]

343
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,909
[Laughter] Just, ah, okay.

344
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,211
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was jokin'.
Listen um...

345
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,579
Thank you again for the tickets.
I'm a pick 'em up right away.

346
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,515
Alright. I'll see you soon.

347
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,352
What the--?

348
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,754
Devin, what happened to you?

349
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:18,291
I forgot to deactivate the Uncle
Donnie trap before openin' up
the fridge.

350
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,759
Hey, is that my hat?

351
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,595
Sure is, and what was it doin'
in the man cave?

352
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,332
I came down here to meditate so
I can study.

353
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,333
Can I get it back?

354
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,135
Nope, finders, keepers.

355
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:32,105
And answer me this. Why were you
meditating in the man cave when
you got your own room, boy?

356
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,640
That's messed up, Dad.

357
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:37,144
I was in here hidin' our from
Mom. You know she doesn't take
stress well.

358
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,513
- And I knew the man cave was
the last place she would check.
- Mm hm.

359
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,015
Let me ask you a question.

360
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,351
- What's up, Dad?
- I just got these tickets...

361
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,120
for Bianca-say live in concert
tonight!

362
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,922
And I'm a take Ebony. She gonna
love that, right?

363
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:52,125
Oh, definitely. That's her
favorite artist of all time.

364
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,793
Yeah, I knew that. I knew that.

365
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:57,464
Yeah ah after I bailed on her
though, I knew I had to make a
grand gesture.

366
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:02,135
Hm...you know Dad, how come you
ain't never did anything like
this for me before?

367
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,270
Like what?

368
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,773
Get me tickets to go see my
favorite artist.

369
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,209
Because your favorite artist
changes every month.

370
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,478
Last month it was 'Lil XYZ.

371
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,046
Now it's Blueface.

372
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,447
Let me ask you this.

373
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:18,718
Why is it that these rappers
nowadays have such dumbass
names?

374
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,621
You think the names in your era
were better?

375
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,057
I mean, what was the obsession
with Ice?

376
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:27,860
Ice Cube, Ice-T, and Vanilla
Ice!

377
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,396
Yeah, you got a point there.

378
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,333
I'm just sayin' Dad, I'm in
college too. And a studyin' with
Mom today was

379
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,168
really fun.

380
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:39,472
You know, I was just wonderin'
when was the last time me and
you did something cool together?

381
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,408
Okay, now I'm startin' to feel
like a bad parent.

382
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,644
No, you're not a bad parent.
You're a great parent.

383
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,048
Not as good as Mom, but you are
a dope Dad.

384
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,549
Thanks?

385
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,484
Alright ah I'll tell you what.

386
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,821
After this concert, we'll have
dinner and figure out somethin'
for you and I to do.

387
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,189
Mm, just the two of us.

388
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,924
That sounds good.

389
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,359
- You know Dad...
- Hm?

390
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,095
kids don't say this but as kids,

391
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:05,698
we get to watch our parents grow
up and get older too and

392
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:08,368
I would like to make plenty more
memories wit chu before I have

393
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,736
any kids of my own.

394
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,704
Kids a your own? Who you done
got pregnant?

395
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,040
Is it Tina from up the street?

396
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,108
You know what? I'm a go study
with Mom.

397
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,176
She's less mess.

398
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,444
Yeah, you do that.

399
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,512
I had to get dressed anyways.

400
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,748
[Instrumental Music]

401
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,751
- You ready, Mom?
- [Sighs] I am.

402
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,920
Yes! Yes, 100%!

403
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,222
Oh congrats, Mom.

404
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:33,060
[Deep inhale] Baby, I mean was
wrong about your unusual

405
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,061
study methods.

406
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,696
I learned in class that will
power runs out.

407
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,198
It's based on glucose.

408
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,900
So if I have to use will power
to study, I indulge in

409
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,902
something that doesn't take will
power,

410
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,872
and add sugar. It's not healthy,
but it works.

411
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,440
That's very insightful.

412
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,642
Now, what about the sushi?

413
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:53,413
A lot of seafoods like salmon
and even octopus,

414
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,915
they have Omega 3's. It's great
brain food.

415
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,650
Wow. Baby, I'm impressed.

416
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,886
Okay so wait, what does reading
upside down do?

417
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,422
Oh, that was nothin'. I was just
messin' wit cha.

418
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,757
Really? Oh, that that's what
we do?

419
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,393
Mm hm.

420
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:10,163
Wow baby, I'm just I I really
didn't realize how much you've
matured and you've

421
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,431
grown.

422
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,434
I do think academic probation,
I think you learned a lesson.

423
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,936
Yeah, I wanted to show you how
much I've changed and to trust

424
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,671
that I will never let it happen
again.

425
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,941
Yeah. Well as long as you stay
off of real probation,

426
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,111
- ...we're good.
- No doubt.

427
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,347
[Audience laughter]

428
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,783
What...in the world?

429
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,519
Please don't suck my blood,
WerePire?

430
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,987
Wha what...what is goin' on?

431
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,157
I'm sorry, Mom. I'm hiding from
Dad.

432
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,459
Ah, you do realize he lives
here.

433
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,928
Probably not the best place to
hide.

434
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,664
That bad, huh? Got you lookin'
like Emaciated Gray.

435
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,666
[Audience laughter]

436
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,870
Oh Tony, I think Ebony has
something to say to you.

437
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,806
You wanna tell me why she
dressed like Mary J. Blind?

438
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,774
[Audience laughter]

439
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,343
Waz up, baby?

440
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,879
Well Dady, I'll always be your
baby girl but I'm not a little
girl anymore.

441
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,815
And I know we don't like the
same things so

442
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,317
you can stop trying so hard.

443
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,552
Okay but let me make it up to
you.

444
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,321
No, Dad. I really appreciate you
trying. It's okay.

445
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:11,558
Alright. If you don't wanna go
to the Bianca-say concert,
that's fine.

446
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:15,061
Up...yeah, right. The tickets
are sold out. I checked.

447
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,465
[Gasps] Oh my God, Daddy. You
couldn't have!

448
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,966
But how?

449
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:23,570
Well that client I had to stay
late for, turns out he was the
promoter.

450
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,706
He realized the sacrifice I
made and he tried to make it up
to me.

451
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,341
So we gonna go or what?

452
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,711
Yeah but one thing. You're not
wearing that.

453
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:35,114
What's wrong with what I got on?
I'm sharper than Lori's teeth.

454
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,049
Alright fine, I'll change.

455
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,252
Thing got me sweatin' so bad, I
feel like my body's cryin'.

456
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,920
[Lisa laughs]

457
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:44,857
[Instrumental Music]

458
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,559
Eh...what?

459
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,060
I raided Devin's closet.

460
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,197
You dressed like Big Ol' Yachty,
Dad.

461
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,564
You're fine.

462
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:55,368
[Instrumental Music]

463
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,270
My neck's startin' to itch.

464
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:02,175
[Trip-Hop Music]

465
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,211
Devin can you please turn down
this music, honey?

466
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,178
Why?

467
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,879
Because the dinner table
isn't for dancing.

468
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,881
Ah, this Bianca-say ain't
that bad.

469
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,684
Now these dance moves y'all got
nowadays, now those are whack!

470
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,619
[Devin and Ebony]
What!?

471
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,853
Oh yeah, yeah. What what's this
one here?

472
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,355
- This this this thing here.
What's this?
- Dad...

473
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,756
Dad, you're doin' it wrong.

474
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,292
You look like a penguin tryin'
to take flight.

475
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,729
Well how lame is the Running
Man? Like who

476
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,797
- ...what's this?
- Girl, please. The Runnin' Man

477
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,767
is responsible for the freedom
of a lot of our ancestors. Why
you trippin'?

478
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,868
[Lisa] Okay!

479
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:29,769
- Yeah, that's right. Sell it,
- Everybody was...

480
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:30,570
- baby!
- ...doin' that
Runnin' Man.

481
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,205
What is this? This
is one-legged

482
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,406
- This.
- [Donnie] Yeah.

483
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,308
You're tryin' to stomp out
roaches or somethin'.

484
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,477
I mean it's better than the
Cabbage Patch.

485
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,879
Who names a dance after some
dumb doll.

486
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,214
- The Cabbage Patch. Show 'em
how to do the...
- [lLisa] Oh.

487
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,282
- ...Cabbage Patch, baby.
- The Cabbage
Patch....

488
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,816
- Knock it off.
- ain't a dumb doll. Now I...

489
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,218
- Well shuka shuck.
- ...believe you can break that
Cabbage Patch deehwn!

490
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,220
- All the way. Get it. Get it.
- Eh heh, eah ow. Ow!

491
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,389
[Donnie] Get it. Okay, easy now.
Easy now.

492
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,890
- ...You ain't that. Alright.
Alright.
- [Ebony yelping]

493
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,325
- [Donnie] Alright.
- [Lisa] Yeah, that's it. That's
it.

494
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,362
[Instrumental Music]